I could talk about myself all day, but I won't.

My niece is my best friend and the owner of my heart
I love animals
I abhor meat-eaters
I like to lick a little bit 'o labia - courtesy of Lizzy the lezzy
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A magic carpet ride.

I've added a new section at the bottom of every feature for comments. Use them. You're allowed to vote too. Get involved. I insist.

I'm trying to be a real lawyer so I might not have the time to keep you as entertained as I usually do. Be fair! I'm just a little boy!
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Ellen played a bit of YouTube video that rocked my world. I had to investigate her and share my findings. I think she's the coolest chick alive and my future ex-wife. She goes by Karmin on YouTube, but Ellen called her Amy. Whatever her name is, she's talented.

How many sexual partners does it take to root you firmly in whore territory?

More than your age (10 | 55%)
Over 20 (5 | 28%)
Over 10 (3 | 17%)
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"It's a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap. Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most. Sometimes, you find yourself becoming stronger as a result, wiser, better equipped to deal with the next big disaster that comes along. Sometimes, but not always."



- Meredith -
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Oprah ruined my fun game. That bitch. I'm joking. Some housewife could shank me for saying that. LOVE Oprah. This is Lea T, the world's first tranny supermodel. She's really hot - if we disregard the whole penis thing.
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You know the deal

Manish girl (5 | 28%)
Girly boy (13 | 72%)

Cheater, cheater, pussy eater

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I miss the bygone days when having a concubine was a secret shame that had cheaters buying rooms in cheap motels and checking in with pseudonyms. There was either fear or “respect” for their partners that kept their comings and goings shrouded in mystery (feigned mystery rather). The innocent spouse may have known about the concubine’s existence and chosen to ignore it to keep their life in tact (I’m pretty sure your relationship and life are in shambles the moment a third party enters your relationship); they were lured into a false sense of security because the idea that they only had to contend with one third party was somewhat of a comfort when compared to multiple women, multiple times. For the most part, cheaters tried to keep their home lives as normal as possible, save for midnight “milk runs” and “urgent business meetings”. There was one intruder and the cheater had feelings beyond lust for them - not that that makes it better.

These days, philandering is the new black. Having a person on the side is a badge of honour. And it isn’t about forbidden (inconsiderate) love anymore, it’s about greed. No more dark glasses and black trench coats or going to the next town to rendezvous with a lover; take her to the same place you take your partner, maybe even hold her hand. Don’t stop there, sleep with whomever you choose; don’t curb your appetite on your partner’s account. Kiss a stranger at a mutual friend’s party, knowing that no one will tell your partner. Get drunk and hook-up with one of her close friends. Who cares, right?

Wrong. Society has deteriorated to the extent that people no longer feel bound by morality. It’s no longer a matter of good versus bad, but one of bad versus less bad. I’m fucking sick of this shit. Having a faithful partner isn’t a luxury, it should be a reality – for everyone. “My man hasn’t cheated on me once”. Stop bragging about it, you dumb bitch. He’s in a relationship with you; he shouldn’t be sleeping with anyone else! It’s inexcusable. “It was just once and she meant nothing to me”. Oh, I see now. You’re saying that it’s okay that you betrayed my trust, crushed my dreams for us and disrespected me because you did it all in the name of some girl who meant nothing to you? Well, when you put it that way.

When I actually sit down and think about cheating, it’s very humbling. The fact that the person you love finds you so completely ordinary that the thought of losing doesn’t scare them because they can find another you should bring you to your knees. It really opens your eyes to the cruelty of human nature. All those special things you thought were reserved for you are just part of a routine. The way she smoothes out your eyebrows every time you frown and says: “Come out of your head. It’s okay, you’re with me” is just one of the many moves she uses on women. The way she smiles that smile you thought only you got? Other people see it, too. Don’t feel special.

The worst thing about new-age cheaters is that their partners often see the signs or have some ominous feeling that they’re being dogged. That girl who’s hanging around all of a sudden. A change in your communication pattern (you used to get four texts a day and lately you only get one). Certain phone calls aren’t ended on the sweet note of an “I love you”. Stealing glances at other women in front of your partner. Smelling like two different perfumes. The fact that you’re cheating is clear indication that you don’t care about your partner as much as you pretend to so it’s no surprise that you have the audacity to rub it in her face. Such a blatant display of arrogance. Do you think that you’re so amazing she won’t leave?

It would be nice to live in a world where people only make commitments they plan on honouring. But that world died a long time ago, if it ever existed. Besides being a gross abuse of trust, cheating robs your partner of their right to dignity and can completely alter the way they view relationships. Is that really worse than breaking up with them? It’s okay to say that things are over. Be an adult and take control of your situation, instead of sitting back and waiting for something to happen. Stop only thinking about yourself. You get the woman who loves you and a treat on the side. What does the woman who loves you get? She’s the lucky winner of a broken heart. Is that a fair trade? In this day and age, you don’t have to trick people into sleeping with you by promising them a bright future or a happily ever after. If you just want sex, there are plenty of people willing to indulge your every fantasy. Round a bunch of them up and have “harmless” fun. If you cheat on a woman and your relationship ends as a result, you can’t expect anything from her; not forgiveness, not her friendship, not her love, not her time. And you won’t have anyone to blame but yourself. It’s not worth it.

I was once that girl who wound up with a cheater, but I refuse to be that woman now. I will cut a bitch. Not even playing that game.

xoxo
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“You know what really scares me? I liked being fucked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?”

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Are relationships really worth it?

Yes (8 | 35%)
No (15 | 65%)
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I wish I could clone Whitney from "The Real L Word". She does all the things that I like. Her dreads are amazing - because they're clean. Piercings, tats - I wouldn't be able to walk away. My version wouldn't be a douche though. And she'd be smarter, maybe even well-spoken - if her DNA wouldn't curdle.
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Kreayshawn is my latest obsession!The cutest pocket white girl ever and she's mad gangsta, son! I love her!
More of my favourite gangsta white bitch, Kreayshawn. I love her. I hope you love her too!
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