I could talk about myself all day, but I won't.

My niece is my best friend and the owner of my heart
I love animals
I abhor meat-eaters
I like to lick a little bit 'o labia - courtesy of Lizzy the lezzy
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A magic carpet ride.

I've added a new section at the bottom of every feature for comments. Use them. You're allowed to vote too. Get involved. I insist.

I'm trying to be a real lawyer so I might not have the time to keep you as entertained as I usually do. Be fair! I'm just a little boy!
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Ellen played a bit of YouTube video that rocked my world. I had to investigate her and share my findings. I think she's the coolest chick alive and my future ex-wife. She goes by Karmin on YouTube, but Ellen called her Amy. Whatever her name is, she's talented.

How many sexual partners does it take to root you firmly in whore territory?

More than your age (10 | 55%)
Over 20 (5 | 28%)
Over 10 (3 | 17%)
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"It's a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap. Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most. Sometimes, you find yourself becoming stronger as a result, wiser, better equipped to deal with the next big disaster that comes along. Sometimes, but not always."



- Meredith -
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Oprah ruined my fun game. That bitch. I'm joking. Some housewife could shank me for saying that. LOVE Oprah. This is Lea T, the world's first tranny supermodel. She's really hot - if we disregard the whole penis thing.
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You know the deal

Manish girl (5 | 28%)
Girly boy (13 | 72%)

If you don't have a pussy, you aren't allowed to act like one

I've never been able to understand why guys are so injured by me being gay. Surely it's a far less bitter rejection to swallow than a straight girl not finding them attractive. Surely. It's not personal, however (un)attractive you may be. It sucks to be you at that particular moment and not just in general.

When women unknowingly hit on gay guys, they joke about him being too pretty and walk it off like champs. So joke about my mohawk being a sign and walk away knowing that it's not because you're inadequate in someway, as is the case when a straight girl turns you down. Why try to convince me that you're the guy who's going to turn me? Are you a religion? No. So why would you think conversions are possible? You could've left with some dignity.

The most baffling thing is why any man would think lesbianism has anything to do with him. Which part eluded you? I'm sorry that your father made you feel as though you aren't man enough or that some woman insulted your genitals, but you can't walk around projecting that insecurity on others. Pull yourself the fuck together! Some lesbian rejecting you isn't an insult to your looks or the size of your junk, it has nothing to do with you as a person. Look the word lesbian up, the definition isn't women who don't like men, it's women who like other women.

There are so many ways to fall short in life, why take this on? Don't burden yourself by thinking that you didn't get laid because of something you did or didn't do or because she was looking for something that you, man, the provider, couldn't provide. Forgive your father and let it go. You can't win or lose in a competition you were never entered into. Revel in that shit. Hell, you can even call me a dyke. It's chilled. I'd rather be a dyke than a little bitch-boy.

again with the moral-less soliloquy, again you can't unread it.

xoxo
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“You know what really scares me? I liked being fucked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?”

- Becca -
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Are relationships really worth it?

Yes (8 | 35%)
No (15 | 65%)
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I wish I could clone Whitney from "The Real L Word". She does all the things that I like. Her dreads are amazing - because they're clean. Piercings, tats - I wouldn't be able to walk away. My version wouldn't be a douche though. And she'd be smarter, maybe even well-spoken - if her DNA wouldn't curdle.
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Kreayshawn is my latest obsession!The cutest pocket white girl ever and she's mad gangsta, son! I love her!
More of my favourite gangsta white bitch, Kreayshawn. I love her. I hope you love her too!
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I'm here, I'm queer, buy me a drink
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