I could talk about myself all day, but I won't.

My niece is my best friend and the owner of my heart
I love animals
I abhor meat-eaters
I like to lick a little bit 'o labia - courtesy of Lizzy the lezzy

A magic carpet ride.

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I'm trying to be a real lawyer so I might not have the time to keep you as entertained as I usually do. Be fair! I'm just a little boy!
Ellen played a bit of YouTube video that rocked my world. I had to investigate her and share my findings. I think she's the coolest chick alive and my future ex-wife. She goes by Karmin on YouTube, but Ellen called her Amy. Whatever her name is, she's talented.

How many sexual partners does it take to root you firmly in whore territory?

More than your age (10 | 55%)
Over 20 (5 | 28%)
Over 10 (3 | 17%)
"It's a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap. Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most. Sometimes, you find yourself becoming stronger as a result, wiser, better equipped to deal with the next big disaster that comes along. Sometimes, but not always."

- Meredith -
Oprah ruined my fun game. That bitch. I'm joking. Some housewife could shank me for saying that. LOVE Oprah. This is Lea T, the world's first tranny supermodel. She's really hot - if we disregard the whole penis thing.
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You know the deal

Manish girl (5 | 28%)
Girly boy (13 | 72%)

Being friends with a lesbian isn’t easy when you’re a lesbian

Something strange happens when lesbians try to enter into platonic relationships. As the Clitoris Lesbianus code goes, there’s an extreme lack of boundaries which can result in unusual familiarity or romantic feelings.

I tried to befriend a lesbian recently. She’d just come out and it’d caused problems with her devoutly religious parents and her girlfriend. That story wasn’t exactly foreign to me so I did what any good lesbian would do: I decided to gay it forward. I was so excited by the prospect of making a lesbian friend of my very own. And she had a girlfriend. Two dykes for the price of one. Score! I thought I was going to join a wolf pack and have fun L Word times. Within a few days we’d shared everything about ourselves. This isn’t really saying much since my life is an open book. I told her the same things that’ll probably grace this site at some stage or another. She opened up and told me all about her current situation and that she was fighting with her lover-lady and I counselled her the best way I could. Somewhere between the late-night conversations, talking about my reasons for not being a whore, telling her to make things work with her girlfriend after every one of their fights and understanding the gay struggle, I thought we might actually be friends. She thought I found her attractive. Which she is, but that didn’t mean anything to me. She flirted with me and I responded the way any good lesbian would: I flirted back. Thinking she understood that nothing would happen, I found it harmless. Until the day she and dear lover-lady fought and she propositioned me. I gracefully declined. I even hung out with her at lover-lady’s place. Granted, it did get awkward and lover-lady felt the need to mark her territory. I never step on aggressive semi-butch toes. She felt injured because I didn’t jump at the opportunity to fuck her and we soon ran out of things to say to one another. And then she flipped out and removed me from Facebook.

I can’t blame her though, it’s not frowned upon in our community. After spending a certain amount of time with someone, you develop fond feelings for that person. This is the point where I’d start to think that a solid friendship is forming, not a love affair. I understand that it’s difficult to find eligible gay women, but is it worth sacrificing friendship? I guess this is a convoluted chicken-egg situation. You date, break up and become good friends. Become friends, date then break up and go back to being friends, eventually. Does it matter which came first? Yes. When friends date, it changes the dynamics of your entire group of friends. When you break up, things get awkward for everyone and people have to take sides. My lesbian “friend” robbed me of the opportunity to join a wolf pack. I didn’t do anything but her now ex-lover-lady and her friends give me the evil eye when they see me on campus. We could’ve baked cookies together!! Mind, they’re probably the incestuous type of wolf pack and most of them have been intimate in some or other way. I may as well have fucked her. I’ll survive.

The people around you shouldn’t have inter-changeable functions depending on whether or not you’ve fed your kitty. Have you no reverence for human connections? Is cunny really worth ruining what could have been a lifelong support system? That’s not a life. I want to be genuinely desired and not just a backburner fuck. Sex becomes monotonous, friendships constantly evolve. Only risk it if your feelings are real. Finding someone to have sex with is easy, finding someone who respects you as a person isn’t.

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“You know what really scares me? I liked being fucked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?”

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Are relationships really worth it?

Yes (8 | 35%)
No (15 | 65%)
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I wish I could clone Whitney from "The Real L Word". She does all the things that I like. Her dreads are amazing - because they're clean. Piercings, tats - I wouldn't be able to walk away. My version wouldn't be a douche though. And she'd be smarter, maybe even well-spoken - if her DNA wouldn't curdle.
Kreayshawn is my latest obsession!The cutest pocket white girl ever and she's mad gangsta, son! I love her!
More of my favourite gangsta white bitch, Kreayshawn. I love her. I hope you love her too!
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