I could talk about myself all day, but I won't.

My niece is my best friend and the owner of my heart
I love animals
I abhor meat-eaters
I like to lick a little bit 'o labia - courtesy of Lizzy the lezzy

A magic carpet ride.

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I'm trying to be a real lawyer so I might not have the time to keep you as entertained as I usually do. Be fair! I'm just a little boy!
Ellen played a bit of YouTube video that rocked my world. I had to investigate her and share my findings. I think she's the coolest chick alive and my future ex-wife. She goes by Karmin on YouTube, but Ellen called her Amy. Whatever her name is, she's talented.

How many sexual partners does it take to root you firmly in whore territory?

More than your age (10 | 55%)
Over 20 (5 | 28%)
Over 10 (3 | 17%)
"It's a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap. Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most. Sometimes, you find yourself becoming stronger as a result, wiser, better equipped to deal with the next big disaster that comes along. Sometimes, but not always."

- Meredith -
Oprah ruined my fun game. That bitch. I'm joking. Some housewife could shank me for saying that. LOVE Oprah. This is Lea T, the world's first tranny supermodel. She's really hot - if we disregard the whole penis thing.
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You know the deal

Manish girl (5 | 28%)
Girly boy (13 | 72%)

Forget penis envy, I have God envy


I don't think atheism is cool or, as some atheists choose to believe, is a sign of higher intellect. For me, it's a sometimes lonely and shallow existence. I don't hate religion in any way. I understand its place in society. It's the way society uses it to justify the mindless killing and hatred of specific groups of people that I hate. And I would still feel this way if I were a breeder. I find it baffling that a deity responsible for the creation of the vast skies and endless oceans is the same being that encourages pettiness and violence. If we were all made by the same hands, how is it possible that we are not all viewed with the same love? Is it not laughable that the king of kings has not transcended the trivial things that consume the hearts and minds of mere mortals? Is it not absurd that the creator of all things is responsible for, in part, creating hatred? If I made a man out of sand and water, I'd just be glad that he didn't look like a sandcastle - anything after that would be fine!


The only thing more absurd than religion is abandoning it. I only had to tell my mother that I'm gay once, I've been telling her that I'm atheist once every second Sunday since I was thirteen and I get why it's so difficult for her to comprehend. I have just never felt the presence of an omniscient being in my life. In my darkest moments, I have never felt as though someone else was with me, fighting for me. This is the root of my atheism. I have no self-indulgent pseudo-intellectual theory about how we came to be that, without a doubt, disproves the existence of a god. If I don't believe in a god, it makes no sense to think of myself as one. This is where I have to separate myself from other atheists. When I think of the world we live in and the unconscionable things taking place daily, I want to fall to my knees and pray for the mercy of a god that I don't believe in. And that's exactly what I did when my father got sick. Despite myself, I called upon the power of some thing; anything I hoped was greater than me. But no one picked up on the other side. Atheism is a tough pill to swallow. I have to come to terms with the fact that this is it. I am the greatest force in my life. Me - as fickle and fallible as I am. There's little if not no way of living life as an optimist. If I could find it in me to believe, I would, even if it meant going to hell. Eternal flames and a bunch of gays? Sounds like a gay cruise to a tropical island, if you ask me.


Religion is hope in a lost world; it's the promise that we don't spend our lives fighting for nothing. That somehow, someway, it was all worth it. That everything has a place and purpose. I used to research religion, but I didn't find anything that fits. If I ever do, I'll grab it with both hands. Until then, I'm learning to create my own hope. I lost hope and found myself floundering in a world that had no room for me. Maybe hope is learning to believe in the goodness of people. If religion is hope, it stands to reason that it lies within all of us, but answers to a different name. My hope hasn't led me to the altar, but that doesn't make it any less significant. We all need hope, without it, there's no reason to continue living.


Religion is a tricky subject and I'm sure I've pissed many people off by writing this so I had no time to concern myself with case sensitivity. Look on the bright side, I've given you something else to be upset about.


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Are relationships really worth it?

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I wish I could clone Whitney from "The Real L Word". She does all the things that I like. Her dreads are amazing - because they're clean. Piercings, tats - I wouldn't be able to walk away. My version wouldn't be a douche though. And she'd be smarter, maybe even well-spoken - if her DNA wouldn't curdle.
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