I could talk about myself all day, but I won't.

My niece is my best friend and the owner of my heart
I love animals
I abhor meat-eaters
I like to lick a little bit 'o labia - courtesy of Lizzy the lezzy

A magic carpet ride.

I've added a new section at the bottom of every feature for comments. Use them. You're allowed to vote too. Get involved. I insist.

I'm trying to be a real lawyer so I might not have the time to keep you as entertained as I usually do. Be fair! I'm just a little boy!
Ellen played a bit of YouTube video that rocked my world. I had to investigate her and share my findings. I think she's the coolest chick alive and my future ex-wife. She goes by Karmin on YouTube, but Ellen called her Amy. Whatever her name is, she's talented.

How many sexual partners does it take to root you firmly in whore territory?

More than your age (10 | 55%)
Over 20 (5 | 28%)
Over 10 (3 | 17%)
"It's a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap. Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most. Sometimes, you find yourself becoming stronger as a result, wiser, better equipped to deal with the next big disaster that comes along. Sometimes, but not always."

- Meredith -
Oprah ruined my fun game. That bitch. I'm joking. Some housewife could shank me for saying that. LOVE Oprah. This is Lea T, the world's first tranny supermodel. She's really hot - if we disregard the whole penis thing.
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You know the deal

Manish girl (5 | 28%)
Girly boy (13 | 72%)

Reintroduce yourself to sex

Men have always been portrayed as having very little regard for the value of sex and now, through brainwashing of sorts, women are adopting these warped views. Besides the fact that men can get away with sleeping around, why would any woman want to mirror the behaviour of someone who could turn around and use intimate knowledge to tarnish her reputation?

I'm also at fault for once undermining the sanctity of sex, but that was a result of the gay community having a lax take on the matter. Poor younger me was tricked. Anyhow, the idea that sex is more than just the equivalent of a firm handshake is new to me and I've embraced it fully. I used to think that the so-called "sexual liberation" of women was the dawning of a new era, now I know that that mentality was beyond flawed. Evolution should be doing away with archaic notions that have no place in modern society, not calling them something new. I'm completely behind women having sex for recreation and not only creation, but where do we draw the line between embracing our sexualities and abandoning our dignity?

I don't believe the tale that sex is giving something of yourself to another that you can never get back; I believe it's sharing the parts of yourself that you're proud of, the parts that you're ambarrassed of and the things that you can only admit in the still of the night. That kind of nakedness requires baring your soul. How then can one view the emotional part of sex as being far removed from the physical? How is it okay that at any point in time there are several people who have seen into you without knowing you? How can a relationship be the result of sex and not the other way around? If you ever regret being intimate with someone it's because your body wasn't the only thing exposed. That and it's pretty embarrassing that someone who doesn't care about you knows how you moan and groan and who you call out to. You can pretend not to see them in the mall, but they already know your secrets.

You may feel dirrty, in a good way, like Christina Aguilera, but don't think that the only things exchanged were fluids. Don't think that sex with someone you don't really know is okay as long as it's on your terms and that you won't get hurt. Don't watch "Sex and the City" and idolise Samantha for her sexual prowess. Come on, how in control could she really be if she's the party who's always on their knees?

You don't have to listen to me. What you do with your genitals reflects your character, not mine.

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“You know what really scares me? I liked being fucked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?”

- Becca -

Are relationships really worth it?

Yes (8 | 35%)
No (15 | 65%)
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I wish I could clone Whitney from "The Real L Word". She does all the things that I like. Her dreads are amazing - because they're clean. Piercings, tats - I wouldn't be able to walk away. My version wouldn't be a douche though. And she'd be smarter, maybe even well-spoken - if her DNA wouldn't curdle.
Kreayshawn is my latest obsession!The cutest pocket white girl ever and she's mad gangsta, son! I love her!
More of my favourite gangsta white bitch, Kreayshawn. I love her. I hope you love her too!
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