I could talk about myself all day, but I won't.

My niece is my best friend and the owner of my heart
I love animals
I abhor meat-eaters
I like to lick a little bit 'o labia - courtesy of Lizzy the lezzy

A magic carpet ride.

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I'm trying to be a real lawyer so I might not have the time to keep you as entertained as I usually do. Be fair! I'm just a little boy!
Ellen played a bit of YouTube video that rocked my world. I had to investigate her and share my findings. I think she's the coolest chick alive and my future ex-wife. She goes by Karmin on YouTube, but Ellen called her Amy. Whatever her name is, she's talented.

How many sexual partners does it take to root you firmly in whore territory?

More than your age (10 | 55%)
Over 20 (5 | 28%)
Over 10 (3 | 17%)
"It's a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap. Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most. Sometimes, you find yourself becoming stronger as a result, wiser, better equipped to deal with the next big disaster that comes along. Sometimes, but not always."

- Meredith -
Oprah ruined my fun game. That bitch. I'm joking. Some housewife could shank me for saying that. LOVE Oprah. This is Lea T, the world's first tranny supermodel. She's really hot - if we disregard the whole penis thing.
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You know the deal

Manish girl (5 | 28%)
Girly boy (13 | 72%)

Rise to the occasion? I'd rather not, but you can

In the face of adversity, we’re expected to hold our heads high and be all kinds of noble things like courageous, strong, humble etc. Not me. I’m tired of having to be a better person when the going gets tough. It seems the going hardly ever gets easy. So I’m going to say it, the thing no one ever wants to admit: sometimes, I want to be the small petty person who gets to talk shit and be bitter, maybe even hold a grudge. Just for good measure.

My father recently passed away and it still sucks. My family still hasn’t recovered and I have no indication that it’s going to. Leukaemia really ripped us a new one. People keep giving me advice about time healing all and better days ahead. And I believe them, honestly. But what about right now? There’s no pill for right now and the immediate future; and that’s what I’m contending with. I colour my hair to support cancer research and buy bandanas from Pick ‘n Pay, but I really want to just to scream and beat cancer up. If only. No one has allowed me to be angry, to fucking hate the world for a bit. I can’t to smile at cancer survivors because I can’t quite figure out how they survived and my dad didn’t. Right now, I think I’m allowed to.

Being the bigger person isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. It has its moments, but it’s mostly just hard work. Hard work I didn’t sign up for. I want to be able to badmouth the ex who cheated on me, to call her a bitch for betraying me. Not forever, just while it hurts. Is it fair that we aren’t allowed to feel honest emotions that don’t support society’s ideals? Life is full of sucky things, it’s unreasonable to expect people to grin and bear it. I’m not talking about wallowing in self-pity. I mean being able to feel the nasty emotions without judgement; being able to feel without having to worry about anyone but myself, just for a moment.

I’m not Maya Angelou, my dust settles; I want to release unbridled bitchiness into the world when my shit hits the fan. I’d punch a wall if my hands weren’t my livelihood. My glass gets half empty and I’m okay with that. It doesn’t make me weak or a bad person. It makes me human and not a care bear. I’m not living my life as a lesson to others. Learn for your damn selves. I’m just trying to get by, even if it means having to steal Christmas every now and then.

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“You know what really scares me? I liked being fucked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?”

- Becca -

Are relationships really worth it?

Yes (8 | 35%)
No (15 | 65%)
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I wish I could clone Whitney from "The Real L Word". She does all the things that I like. Her dreads are amazing - because they're clean. Piercings, tats - I wouldn't be able to walk away. My version wouldn't be a douche though. And she'd be smarter, maybe even well-spoken - if her DNA wouldn't curdle.
Kreayshawn is my latest obsession!The cutest pocket white girl ever and she's mad gangsta, son! I love her!
More of my favourite gangsta white bitch, Kreayshawn. I love her. I hope you love her too!
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