I could talk about myself all day, but I won't.

My niece is my best friend and the owner of my heart
I love animals
I abhor meat-eaters
I like to lick a little bit 'o labia - courtesy of Lizzy the lezzy

A magic carpet ride.

I've added a new section at the bottom of every feature for comments. Use them. You're allowed to vote too. Get involved. I insist.

I'm trying to be a real lawyer so I might not have the time to keep you as entertained as I usually do. Be fair! I'm just a little boy!
Ellen played a bit of YouTube video that rocked my world. I had to investigate her and share my findings. I think she's the coolest chick alive and my future ex-wife. She goes by Karmin on YouTube, but Ellen called her Amy. Whatever her name is, she's talented.

How many sexual partners does it take to root you firmly in whore territory?

More than your age (10 | 55%)
Over 20 (5 | 28%)
Over 10 (3 | 17%)
"It's a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap. Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most. Sometimes, you find yourself becoming stronger as a result, wiser, better equipped to deal with the next big disaster that comes along. Sometimes, but not always."

- Meredith -
Oprah ruined my fun game. That bitch. I'm joking. Some housewife could shank me for saying that. LOVE Oprah. This is Lea T, the world's first tranny supermodel. She's really hot - if we disregard the whole penis thing.
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You know the deal

Manish girl (5 | 28%)
Girly boy (13 | 72%)

There's nothing not to love about The L Word

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I've been disappointed by my fair share of ingenuine lesbian interactions and portrayals in movies and TV shows. It seems they only hire straight women who are afraid of one another's bodies and think they might catch a case of the gays if they devote themselves to their roles. Or they hire overweight butch women who look like they're on the prowl or just ready to fix something broken.

Where are the lesbians who look like the women I know? Where is the honest depiction of lesbian relationships, the confirmation that we aren't waiting for the right man and that we weren't all molested as children and that we don't hate men? Who will lift the veil and tell society that we aren't all sex-crazed maniacs who keep strap-ons in our bedside tables? Which shows can the children of same-sex parents watch that represent their families, that let them know that their families are normal too? Why do the women in love scenes seem to look passed one another's eyes and into the camera as though there's some man out there watching and they're trying to turn him on? Why is it that only the actresses in foreign films actually look like they're enjoying kissing each other?

Before "The L Word", the most daring display of homosexuality was provided by "Will & Grace". Sure, it was a step in the right direction, but it didn't touch on real issues facing the gay community. It was safe and when it wasn't, it was funny. The media was too afraid of aleinating conservative audiences and ended up doing the gay community a great injustice. Finally, a solution appeared. And guess what? Not only the gay community enjoyed watching it.

Here was a show that dispelled stereotypes and conveyed the honest truth about lesbians: we're just women who love other women. Lesbians are mothers, daughters, business women, hairdressers, chefs, vulnerable, strong, long-haired, feminine, androgynous, butch, some have had sex with men and some haven't, some have always know and some discover their sexualities later in life, some are in committed relationships and others bounce from lover to lover. Exposed: you can't pretend gay people are cut from a different cloth. A cloth of a higher thread count maybe, but we all want the same things and feel pain equally.

There's a character each and every one of us can relate to. A struggle we all have or will experience. And they all look like they enjoy being with women! I was quite sad to learn that most of them are straight. Broke my gay little heart. Hopefully "The L Word" put a change in the media in motion. If not, I have all seasons on my hard drive so I can watch it to ease the pain of having to watch pretty straight women arch their backs, avoid looking too "into it" and moan without actually being touched.

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“You know what really scares me? I liked being fucked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?”

- Becca -

Are relationships really worth it?

Yes (8 | 35%)
No (15 | 65%)
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I wish I could clone Whitney from "The Real L Word". She does all the things that I like. Her dreads are amazing - because they're clean. Piercings, tats - I wouldn't be able to walk away. My version wouldn't be a douche though. And she'd be smarter, maybe even well-spoken - if her DNA wouldn't curdle.
Kreayshawn is my latest obsession!The cutest pocket white girl ever and she's mad gangsta, son! I love her!
More of my favourite gangsta white bitch, Kreayshawn. I love her. I hope you love her too!
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